Face it, some people in our particular societal niche (i.e. nerd, geeks, dweebs, trekkies, neckbeards, etc) have a reputation that precedes them.
In fact it usually precedes them by 10 or 12 feet.
Do us a favor, take a minute to check yourself.
Do your pits stink?
Does your beard smell like three dead whores?
Are the neighborhood cats following you around more than usual?
Guess what super chief? You need a bath.
And ya know what will make that bath more effective?
Soap.
Well now The Nerd Blitz has got your hookup.
Check out our new “sponsor”, Simply Honey Soaps.
This small business is run by an elementary school girl who wants you guys to not stink so much (ok, those are my words, she just likes making soap).
Her soaps use high quality glycerin and goat’s milk as a base and cosmetic grade fragrances and colors.
She has several ready to ship styles and even does custom with different smell goods and whatnot. Just drop her an e-mail via her site with exactly what you’re looking for instead of smelling like three dead whores you’ll be smelling like three LIVE whores in no time.
So please, don’t be “that guy” or “that girl” or “that Qu’ qeylIS” (look it up it’s a real thing) and wash yo ass occasionally, preferably with SimplyHoneySoaps
